UK


9
Sep 06

Gordon Brown, leader or coward?

This week’s spat over who gets to be Prime Minister, and when, has revealed a lot about the character of Gordon Brown.

We’ve discovered that Gordon Brown is not a leader.  When the time comes to stand up and take charge of events, he is nowhere to be seen.

Brown is a man who supposedly has a burning ambition to be Prime Minister.  The problem is he is also the kind of man who likes to wait for the perfect moment – a moment which, as we all know, almost never arrives.  This week, he had a golden opportunity.  He could, if he chose, have forced Blair’s resignation and, in all likelihood, would have become Britain’s next Prime Minister. 

But now just wasn’t the right time for Gordon Brown, a man for whom the grass is always greener in the future.  

A series of local government elections are coming up in a year’s time, and everyone knows that Labour are going to take a bit of a beating.  Brown would much prefer to remain tucked up safely in the Treasury, while Blair takes the heat for Labour’s defeat.  Then, and only then, Gordon imagines that he can step in and offer the party a new vision for the future, allowing them to take on the next General Election with confidence.

The problem is that he has failed to understand what leadership is actually about.

Good leaders want to be in charge now – they genuinely want to lead.  They get to take all the plaudits when things go well, but equally, they must be able to stand up and be counted during the tough times – they must rally their troops, and show them the way forward when the road ahead seems difficult.

If Brown had accepted this week’s opportunity to become Prime Minister, he could have taken on the challenge of leading Labour into next year’s elections.  There would have been no guarantees of success, but he would have at least tried, and had the opportunity to show the world that he had the self-belief to lead one of the world’s most powerful countries.  Instead, by refusing to take up the challenge of being Prime Minister, he has told the world that the Labour Party has no chance of success in next year’s elections. 

The events of this week bode ill for Britain under a future Brown Premiership.  If Brown is a man who prefers to shirk a difficult challenge than accept it, how will Britain fare when faced by an international crisis?  We live in a complicated and dangerous world, and plenty of tough and often unpopular decisions will need to be taken to protect our security.

But, instead of standing up and being counted, all I can imagine is that Britain under Brown will take the cowardly option, never stepping forward out of the shadows. 


6
Sep 06

Blair on the rack

It’s been a tough day for Tony Blair, as the pressure on him to quit mounts:

  • Two letters have been written by the 2001 and 2005 intake of MPs respectively, calling on him to quit – one of which has been sent.
  • The authors of the letters above include junior ministers (which does rather beg the question of why they didn’t resign at the same time if they have no confidence in their boss).
  • His own ministers have been going around telling the world he’ll be gone by the Autumn 2007 Party conference
  • The Sun newspaper has this morning published its exclusive on Blair’s plans to quit – apprently he’ll step down as party leader on May 31st 2007, and as Prime Minister July 26 2007.  These dates fall just after his 10th anniversary in Number 10, which re-inforces the speculation that his resignation date is about personal vanity, rather than the good of the country.

Frankly, I can’t see him surviving beyond this year’s Party conference, let alone staying on until the middle of next year. 

His only hope of keeping back the mob that is baying for his blood is to directly announce – at the party conference at the very latest – his intention to quit, and a firm timetable for this. 

If Blair can’t bring himself to stop dodging the issue, he will almost certainly face a leadership challenge at the conference from a party that knows it will otherwise be seen by the public as a bunch of snivelling cowards.  The challenge probably won’t be from Gordon Brown in person - he has all the political courage of a squashed tomato – but by a stalking horse.


5
Sep 06

The Marmite revolution is upon us

Tim Worstall has just had his first experience of the new Marmite:

I have, unfortunately, as part of a little mid-afternoon snack, just had my first taste of the new style Marmite.

DISGUSTING

The time has come, my friends, to fight for our heritage, to break out the pitchforks and rampage through the kitchen cupboards of middle England as we hunt high and low for the last remaining jars of real Marmite…


5
Sep 06

Home Office puts price on justice

The Home Office tells a High Court judge that justice cannot be allowed to stand in the way of balancing the books:

In a letter to the duty high court judge sent on August 31, the Home Office says: “Because of the complexities, practicalities and costs involved in arranging such charters, it is essential that these removals are not disrupted or delayed by large numbers of last-minute claims for permission to seek judicial review.

“To ensure the viability of this operation and in line with enforcement operational instructions, the Home Office may decide not to defer removal in the face of a last-minute threat or application to seek judicial review.”

Have they considered setting a date by which all ‘last minute’ appeals for judicial review must be received.  Once that has passed, the Home Office could then safely book all the charter flights it wants without worrying about the potential costs of cancellation.


5
Sep 06

Ten glorious years

A leaked memo from some of Tony Blair’s closest advisers was revealed today, outlining a strategy for a glorious departure after ten years in office:

The memo describes how Mr Blair should depart from Number 10 in a whirlwind of TV and radio appearances, city visits and photo opportunities including plans to appear on Blue Peter, Songs Of Praise and Chris Evans’ radio show, according to the Daily Mirror.

The five-page memo says Mr Blair needs to “go with the crowds wanting more”

This is a truly frightening revelation, which shows that Tony Blair’s closest advisors are completely out of touch with the national mood.  They simply do not understand how damaged Blair’s image is today.

I personally think he was a good Prime Minister – for his time.  But that time ended a few years ago, and instead of bowing out with the “crowds wanting more”, he will leave unmourned and unloved by a public impatient to move on. 

I pray that this memo is a hoax by Blair’s political enemies, but somehow I don’t think this particular prayer will be answered.


1
Sep 06

An Astonishingly Multi-talented six year old

This advert, from The Stage, scares me on so many levels:

THE PARENTS OF AN ASTONISHING MULTI-TALENTED SIX YEAR OLD

- talented enough to shock the music industry

- require a dedicated manager with strong media connections.

Potential single available.

(Thanks to my girlfriend for pointing the ad out to me).


1
Sep 06

Blair to go on trial for war crimes – Drama

The television screens of England, it seems, are soon to be awash with political docu-dramas

Robert Lindsay, who played the prime minister in its satire of the David Blunkett affair A Very Social Secretary, will reprise his role for The Trial of Tony Blair. Also written by Alistair Beaton, the political satire imagines a future in which Gordon Brown is in No 10 and Mr Blair is put on trial for war crimes.

I’ll leave aside, for now, cracks about how some impressionable young prosecutor might try to emulate the movie and ruin an upstanding Prime Minister’s life by putting him on trial.

Because, actually, I’m quite looking forward to this show.  The cynic in me thinks there will be one of two endings:

  • He’ll be found guilty.
  • The programme will demonstrate conclusively that he is guilty, but he’ll get off on a technicality.

I hope, though, that Beaton takes the more challenging route of having the court exonerate Tony Blair.  Not necessarily because I believe he is innocent (or that he is guilty, for that matter), but because I think it would make for a more challenging and thought-provoking piece of television.


30
Aug 06

How to get rid of a Prime Minister

Geoffrey Wheatcroft filled up a half-page in the Guardian this morning, bemoaning the fact that it’s incredibly difficult these days to get rid of a Prime Minister that nobody wants

Sadly, he neglected to consider that, if people really didn’t want Tony Blair as their Prime Minister, they’d get up out of their armchairs en masse one gloomy Thursday and vote the man out.  Alternatively, if Labour MPs deigned to raise themselves from their comfy green benches, they could effect much the same change.

Thus far, they haven’t, which seems to indicate that, although they may well not be too thrilled about the man, they still see Tony Blair as the best option available.

The article did contain one interesting statistic, though:

Between Lord Liverpool’s resignation in 1827 and Mrs Thatcher’s election in 1979, no prime minister apart from Asquith held uninterrupted office for more than six years. Now Thatcher with her 11-and-a-half years has been followed by Major with his six-and-a-half and Blair with his nine-and-a-quarter not out. 

Thatcher, Major and Blair are clearly the three greatest Prime Ministers of the past 180 years.  Either that, or they’ve been fortunate enough to face the most incompetent opposition parties for a couple of centuries.  


26
Aug 06

The best in British blogging

Nosemonkey has spent far too many hours than can be good for him compiling a list of the best new British blogs. Never one to knowlingly over-state something he warns:

…all of them are, however, in some way promising.

I’ve found a few more additions for my blogroll, but I am imost mpressed by the number of professional journalists that have taken to blogging and – most importantly – sticking to it after the initial buzz has worn off.


25
Aug 06

Carnival of the Polly-kicking:4

Someone out there doesn’t like Polly Toynbee.  Actually, lots of people don’t like her:

Polly Toynbee is, far and away and without a shadow of a doubt, cyberspace’s premiere Fiskee. Some of us are grossly rude about her; others more polite, relatively. But on days such as this, when she returns to her favourite theme – we must be more like Sweden, and only one man from Fife can deliver this Utopia – a veritable peasant’s army comes crawling from every shack and hovel to take arms against this dowager Empress of the left-liberal media Establishment.

Ladies and Gentlement, the Carnival of the Polly-kicking, brought to you by the one and only, the ever-Swedish… Mr Eugenides.