Iraqi Islamists are threatening shepherds with violence if they don’t clothe their goats with diapers to avoid tempting lonely shepherds.
Britain’s is the home of the Nanny state, where do-gooders interfere to protect the public from dangers that don’t actually exist.
Clearly, our invasion was not in vain. The Iraqi Islamists have not only learnt of our ways, but taken the concept of the Nanny state to the ideological extreme.